There are more recent, although also less formal, examples. So, he masturbated the dogs and observed their responses. “Most of the work he did was behavioral, looking at the effects of prenatal androgens on sexual differentiation, but some of his treated animals were unable to copulate and he wanted to know if they showed normal genital reflexes, even though they did not copulate,” says Wallen. The second case is that of psychologist Frank Beach and his research on beagles in the '80s. “I think in the field it is generally thought that a similar study would never get through an institutional animal use and care committee,” says Kim Wallen, a psychology professor at Emory University who specializes in primate sexual behavior. Burton wasn’t able to definitively conclude that female monkeys could orgasm, but she did identify an excitement, plateau and resolution phase, as Masters and Johnson had identified in humans. Then the researcher put a “penis-simulator” into “the animal's vagina with vaseline as lubricant,” and moved it at a pace of two to five thrusts a second. Burton placed the primates in dog harnesses and cat collars to restrict their movement. The first: In 1970, anthropologist Francis Burton published "Sexual Climax in female Macaca mulatta." She wanted to answer the question of whether female monkeys experienced orgasm. But such fondling isn't unheard of in the realm of animal research. Judging from the collective horrified response, you would think that a human giving a handy to an animal was an aberrant, unthinkable act. "Woman reveals sex with dolphin." "The woman who lived in sin with a dolphin." "The dolphin who loved me." "This Woman Jerked Off A Dolphin - And Liked It!" "Scientist Says Relationship With Dolphin Was 'Sensuous.'" "Woman waxes poetic about giving precious, sensual hand-jobs to a dolphin." "'I had a sexual relationship with a dolphin'" (despite the quotes, she never actually said that). During the segment, a narrator intones, "Margaret felt the best way of focusing his mind back on the lessons was to relieve his desires herself, manually." She makes sure to clarify: "It was sexual on his part, it was not sexual on mine - sensual perhaps." "It would just become part of what was going on, like an itch, just get rid of that scratch and we would be done and move on,” she said. It was just easier to incorporate that and let it happen." Eventually, it became routine. "I wasn't uncomfortable, as long as it wasn't too rough. “He would rub himself on my knee, my foot or my hand and I allowed that,” she said. This week, the media went nuts over revelations in a BBC documentary about Lovatt's interactions with a male dolphin during a NASA-funded experiment in the 1960s. Worse than anything Jeff Kent could come up with I think.Īnd that's why I made reference to dolphin porn seven years ago.It is safe to say that Margaret Howe Lovatt will from here on out be known as the woman who had “sex” with a dolphin. That would be a terrible way to end up on the DL. You see the Sea World employee watching Will Venable in that photo? She is ready to take down my favorite Padre if that friendly gesture turns into something more than more. What do these people do for kicks once they're ratted out? Dolphin porn, obviously. The fact that such a list existed stayed with me. All of the employees know of these people and are told to make sure they don't go near any animals. I also remember her telling me that Sea World keeps a watch list of people known to be offenders of this crime of interspecies hand job love. I remember her telling me about these types of people and I was pretty well grossed out (this was before 4chan). And there is a particular type of pervert who knows that a horny male dolphin will appreciate a little squeak and a happy ending from a human who looks friendly enough. Like nobody throwing crap into the enclosures or punching the sea lions or drying out the star fish.ĭolphins have been known to get their jollies off of humans for (I'm guessing) hundreds of years. Another (relatively unspoken) part of her job was to make sure that none of the animals were harmed on busy days. She would stand by the exhibits and talk about facts about the animals and answer questions and stuff. I dated a girl in college who worked at Sea World. The thing with the dolphin porn I don't think I ever explained though. And then later, it became a "thing".Īnd now, there's a photo of my favorite player touching a dolphin. If you're relatively new to Gaslamp Ball, back in 2005, I once made reference to Dolphin Porn. Will Venable, my inexplicable favorite player on the team and he's doing the foreplay shot for a dolphin porn scene. You know how I know that people at the Padres don't just read Gaslamp Ball, but are possibly fans of Gaslamp Ball is stuff like this photo.
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